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The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.
(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?
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A large town in Rhode Island, South Kingstown has better beaches than North Kingstown, better schools, and is generally just better. Naturally, something so much better is prettier than NK too. So, there are two public middle schools, Curtis Corner and Broad Rock (CCMS and BRMS or Brock) and one public High School. The mascot for CCMS is the cougar, wildcats for Brock, and Rebels for the high school. NK is just a wannabe SK, so they build big, ugly schools up there. I mean, come on: royal blue and flourescent yellow for Davisville? Ew.
So basically SK has a bunch of pretty awesome people that practically all live within a 8 minute ride to the beach. SK all the way, foo.
And a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds won the state championship for fast pitch softball in like 05. But did NK? Noooooo.
Ronald: Hey, isn't North Kingstown better than South Kingstown?
Escabar: No.
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A wonderful city, full of trashy people who all think they are the full mental and spiritual peak of existence because they own a 1992 neon with a spoiler and shitty stereo speakers. A heaven where whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites, and asians charge way too much for shitty buffet lunches. Where kids if they even graduate from high school, move on to their parents basement for the rest of their lifes, while working at Barnabys, which totally makes it acceptable. A city with a crime rate higher than new yorks per capita crime rate, but hey you were just in the wrong neighborhood, which apparently means EVERY neighborhood unless you hop the gate into one of the really nice houses fenced in on Jefferson. where all the trashy multiracial, but mainly white and black rich kids drive in circles and try to beat people up for driving down mckinley. What a GREAT CITY.
"Aw man, you want to cruise the strip with us?"
"no how about I just blow my brains out instead."
"We're going over to tony's(everyone knows a tony there) and we're gonna do coke and get drunk and get high" "but its 2 in the afternoon on a tuesday""yeah so?"
"where you staying at now?" "I'm over at my moms place" "you're 40!" "so?" "atleast I have a job." "where?" "I make pizzas at barnabys"
Newest Billboards for town say,
"South Bend, don't get caught between lydac and osceola after sunset!""lincolnway, highway through hell"
"dude check out the new sound system my buddy tyreese got in his 84 caprice!" "What, the entire trunk is about to fall off!""yeah, well he had to drill a hole through the lock so his subs don't get stolen again" "thats it, I'm moving. Fuck this town."
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a small town near the A38 snd M1. contains fair too many pizza shops and fish and chips. home of the second worst street in england.
there is a lrage amount of fish shops due to a high population of chavs.
when you cant decide on a take out, you have a south normanton on your hands
dude: where should we eat
dude-ette: dont know
dude: what a south normanton
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The border line of Southside and Ohatchee Alabama, similar to the Florabama. Place where some awesome parties go down.
"Hey man. What ya doin Saturday?"
"Not much... Just the movies with my girl. you?"
"Screw that stuff dude and come with me to South-hatchee."
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A toxic show with an equally toxic fandom in which fans no longer watch the show for its content, but to ship characters and see whether their ship will sink or sail.
According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person).
And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina.
Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.
South Park is a toxic fandom that is like a cancer to the internet.
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The act of vigorously rubbing one's penis in an up and down fashion either between the breasts, or the buttocks, of a woman. This activity is often accompanied by cries of jubilation and triumph in order to further stimulate and encourage the woman to prepare herself for sexual congress.
"Man, I gave her such a solid north-southing last night. I ran those knockers right through."
"Dude, look how tight her ass is. Would love to give that an ole north-southing."
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