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To aggressively pleasure one's wiener
After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.
a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking
My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.
Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.
"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."
To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook
Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?
Bob: I wish my wife could cook.
Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.
An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
a spank on the ass, usually used for women.
hey judi, stop or ill give you a pancake spanking!