Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm

i love spanking season

spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.

Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.

Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.

I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!

Spank the wombat

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

Tonsil Spanking

Giving oral sex.

Hey, girl, let me spank those tonsils.
or
Let me give you a good tonsil spanking.

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.