Random
Source Code

Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.

Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.

by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019


speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 8, 2020


Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 25, 2010


speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015


Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 24, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž