Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.
when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.
The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.
The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.
I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}
a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.
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To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.
Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.
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