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cripple speed

when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.

he only goes at cripple speed.

by dennyg March 22, 2020


speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 5, 2017


speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015


Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 25, 2010


Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.

That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.

by george kliwoski March 24, 2007

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speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light

the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!

by Mr Nir February 20, 2013

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speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

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