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Square Wheeler

1.) One whos ancestors furtively attempted to make a square wheel roll.
2.) Often a comment on the evolutionary stature of an individual.

He flips the breaker to turn off the lamp. He is a square wheeler.

by John Daughtrey February 25, 2004

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Square-ular

1. Something that is in a square-like shape; a box.
2. Describing a nerd; someone who lets their mother pick out their clothes or never participates in anything daring or fun.

The bookshelf is rather square-ular.

by Sgt. Gemstone March 2, 2007

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


P Squared

A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.

College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."

by GMU Girly Girl March 6, 2008

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


F-squared

aka Fuckable First Year
noun, β€œoh look an F-squared”
adjective β€œ that guy is such an F-squared”
Applicable to six forms only, not a paedophilic term.
A term coined at Alton College, Hants to describe the surprising attractive ness of the new first years as compared to the lack of male talent in the second year.
One should note that surfer boy and Mc Fly Guy are perfect examples of this.

Person 1: OMG! Just look at those f-squareds over there!
Person 2:Yer your right! Now we're second years we can totally take advantage of them for our own means and sexual gratification!
Person 1: Score!

by Argos Gold February 16, 2005

24πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


square head

A literally translated derogatory term used by French-Canadians to describe English-Canadians. But always spoken/written in it's French form. Can be used in a good natured way between friends. Kind of the opposite of "Frog".
Most English-Canadians are unaware of it's usage.

Origin unknown.

Quebec hockey players are better than square heads.

by srt420 April 7, 2008

215πŸ‘ 161πŸ‘Ž


Kidding on the Square

I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.

When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.

by PaulDee March 25, 2004

90πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Square Head

Word used by French Canadians (see Frogs, Pepper or Pepsi) to describe English Speaking Canadians.

The term Square Head refers to the way farm land was divided among the citizenry. The English had square farms whereas the French had rectangular strip farms stemming from a river. If you google map over Quebec and Manitoba you will clearly see the difference in farm shapes.

French Canadians used strip rectangular farms connected to a river so that more farmers can have access to water (more fair and productive). They find the square shape "stupid".

This is why it is an insult to call an English Canadian a square head...

English Canadian: "Hello"
French Canadian: "Ta gueule estie d'tete Caree" (shut-up square head).

Square Heads are puck hogs...

by RamiTabarnak May 19, 2010

132πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž