pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

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Sorority Squat

Awkwardly positioning yourself over a toilet, a trash receptacle, or passed-out party-goer to muck the baby batter splatter out of your fuck holes.

You taste like my brother! GROSS! Why didn't you at least pop a Sorority Squat in the bushes on the way over!?

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stall squating

masterbating in a public stall

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.

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Swoop and Squat

When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.

"Dude Zain, she already has a boyfriend"
"Thats why, I'm going to swoop and squat"

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jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

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diddly squat

A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.

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diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

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