Google Maps-stalk

1. v. To deceive someone into believing you are outside their house, or have been there recently, by screen-capping their house from street view in Google Maps and sending it to them as proof, as if it were a photo you took of it. Most effective when done to friends, family and acquaintances that live a sizable distance away.

2. To otherwise look up someone's address on Google Maps or Google Earth and look at their house in a stalker-like manner.

-Is Ashley in town? She took a picture of my house and sent it to me.
-Nah, she just Google Maps-stalked you.

-You have a nice tree in your yard.
-Stop Google Maps-stalking me!

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look whos stalking

similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.

Look whos stalking.

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monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.

“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

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cuddle-stalking

Stalking a person while playing with each other's private parts.

It was fun cuddle-stalking your almost-but-not-quite-good-enough potential boyfriend.

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Cyber Stalk

to stalk your favorite celebrities via facebook. That it becomes an obsession.

Eileen likes to cyber stalk her crush when she gets home.

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park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.

I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.