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A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.
Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.
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used to describe a night in which all kinds of LEGENDARY events take place
that night was Steve-ball
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The new drummer of the band Placebo. Noted for being more than a decade younger than the other two current members; for his elaborate tattoos, and for his drumming technique. The ex-drummer of the band Evaline, and also known in Florence É Florentino.
Steve, although a drummer, is known to sing and play guitar.
"Have you seen Steve Forrest? Apparently Abercrombie make people now!" *yayz*
Norm one: "Look at the tattoos on that!"
Norm two: "Look at the sticks on that!"
Placebo diehard: "That's because he's Steve Forrest."
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Any man that is named Big Steve should never be near you.
I was walking down a dark alley, and then Big Steve showed up out of nowhere and grabbed me! He pushed me against the wall and immediately took out his 12 inch dildo and stuffed it into my mouth as he grinned evily. With his machete, he began cutting my pants until they fell off and proceeded to fondle my ass. I let out a muffled yell, but it was no use. Before I could try to defend myself, he had already slid his hard rod into my tight hole. I shut my eyes tightly and groaned as he pumped his steel into my ass, and he was loving it. Finally he shot a huge load into my ass and he pulled out, sliding the dildo out of my mouth and handing me my torn pants.
"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
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GOD. One should be so lucky as to have the opportunity to bask in his farts. Ones mission in life is to follow in the footsteps of thy lord Steve-o. His journeys can be seen on MTV or DVD. He performs many miracles and due to this, he is often mistaken as jesus.
"The Steve-o Prayer"
Steve-o who art in jackass
hallowed be thy ass
theself will cum
it will be on Dunn
on friday nights
as saturdays
give us this day
our daily laughs
and lead us not into dirty sanchez
but deliver us from complete crap
amen
(lord-o hear our prayer)
"Dude, i jumped out my window naked with white feathers glued to me."
"Why?"
"Cause it's what Steve-o would have done"
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the annoying guy in your class who raises his hand to ask irrelevant questions, questions to which the answers are blindingly obvious, or to argue with the teacher for extended periods of time when he's wrong
Put your hand DOWN, Little Steve!
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