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when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw
I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend
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When a guy cums inside a girl during her period; when it comes out it will look like a strawberry swirl
My boyfried and i had sex during my period last night...it looked like a strawberry swirl
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A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.
Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.
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The state of mind you're in when doing weed, drinking, or pretty much any kind of drugs. Many times at rock shows almost everyone goes to this insane world. This term was popularized by The Beatle's song 'Strawberry Fields.'
At a Led Zeppelin show in '76:
Guy: *pulls out weed* Hey brotha wanna go to this wonderful place called strawberry fields?
Guy 2: Where's that? I've never heard of it
Guy:Here take a puff of this and then you'll see why everyone wants to go there
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When a man (or unfortunate woman) has strawberry blonde hair but is gradually going bald.
I used to have loads of hair but now I'm just strawberry bald.
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When Felicia Day has an orgasmic response to a delicious scent and blushes red like a strawberry
Robin gave Felicia a strawberry facial on the daily flog
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A man ejaculates on to the stomach of a lady. Another woman then bleeds into this and swirls it around and then eats it.
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