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put hand on someone's head and let it drop down to person's shoulders, repeat
*Jack looks at me, puts his hand on my head and lets it drop down to my shoulders. He repeats*.. "Is this how affection works?!"
Only way I could describe that action of apparent affection is a "floppy stroke".
When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.
Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?
Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...
A male that is totally addicted to joi and loves jerking off as much as he possibly can.
Man, when Heather looks at me like that, I just want to become her stroke slave!
Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.
John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?
Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?
Stroking the Judy: when a man displays overt affection toward a women to mask his latent homosexuality
"Dude, did you see that guy everyone thinks is gay stroking the Judy in the bar the other night" or "That poor pathetic girl has no idea that guy is gay and he's just stroking the Judy" or "does his boyfriend get jealous when he strokes the judy?"
When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.