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the 24th June 2021 is national suck your boyfriends dick day!
person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend
person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day
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On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick
Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day
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stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?
stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself
The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS
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Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."
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Someone that’s crazily annoying, you never knew someone could be as annoying.
“Bro Stop you dick sucking asshole hoe ass bitch your father doesn’t love you.”
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One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner
Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
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