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Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".
I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
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Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.
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The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.
Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
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Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.
Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."
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What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.
Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!
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The only item of clothing a Saspot ever needs.
This Crosbie Sweater is always in fashion.
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When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.
My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.
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