It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

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sweaty cock hog

Flower Tucci aka a porno gal who takes copious amounts of cock up her large booty.

Flower Tucci is a sweaty cock hog.

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sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.

Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.

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sweaty ass syndrome

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL

Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'

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Sack of Sweaty Quarters

sak ov swet-ee kwawr-ters

1. Used to describe the unique ways gothic lesbians give each other oral 'pleasure'. By thrusting ones fist into the other vaginal area causing the recipiant to release a rancide "air biscuit," "fart," or "cosmic super dumb."

2. Used to describe a 'phat bag' of marijuana, draw, weed, puff, hash or ganja. Usually baught in quantities of 1/4 oz. or higher.

-Skoal

1. That gothic looking mother fucker looks like she just got done giving Mary Jane a sack of sweaty quarters.

2. Dude lets smoke this sack of sweaty quarters then go rail Peters hot mom!

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sweaty beast pig

How a girl feels when she is really sweaty and disgusting in front of the boy she likes.

man i feel so hot and disgusting. im so ugly, i'm a sweaty beast pig!"

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sweaty bum fun

having anal sex whilst exhausted usually dripping with sweat

damon and danny enjoyed sweaty bum fun last night

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