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Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
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1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill
1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing
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The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.
Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon
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When you fart, but the air comes up over your taint and tickles your balls or girly parts.
Oohhh! I just had a taint bubble! Lucky I had boxers on!
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A sweaty and nasty taint. Friction may occur. Heat rashes may be a result of a slimey taint. Contact your doctor for furthur information concerning your taint, grundle, gootch, or perineum :).
I hope my girlfriend can lick my slimey taint tonight.
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Fecal residue resulting from an improper anal cleaning after defication. While rimming there is a tasty treat resembling licorice on the taint. (Feces on the taint or surrounding area.)
Dude, Drake's mom has some wicked taint licorice, I was picking it out of my teeth all night.
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1. The part of the toilet just after the tank but before the bowl. This is where pubic hair, dried urine splash and all sorts of other awfulness reside.
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Husband: I cleaned the bathroom.
Wife: No you didn't, you missed the toilet taint.
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Wife: I had to throw out my toothbrush because it fell on the toilet taint. (true story)
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