The art of wanting to tap dat ass
I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that
A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.
The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.
"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"
The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.
1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.
2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”
3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."
The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.
John: (Tapping sound)
Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
The act of one tapping fingers together in an awkward situation
"What? He has a boyfriend?" = awkward situation
*><* = finger taps
When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.
The act of someone smacking the genital region of a girl,
Much like the male Junk-punch.
she pissed me off so i pie tapped her.
she grabbed my butt so i pie tapped her.
that bitch has got a pie tap coming.