Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

Cheeto tax

When you take cheeto's from your young sibling's plate; that's a cheeto tax

"Kids say the darndest things episode 5: I want to do a CHEETO TAX

SanicMC Tax

Takes 1% of all financial gain. Can be used like the Uno Reverse Card

I think you need to pay your SanicMC Tax

Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.

"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.

Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer

Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).

I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.