Tech Sexport

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport

Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport

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tech dust

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

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'rect-tech

Technology that improves upon our lives. Useful technology or technology used in a useful, common-sensical, or creative way.

Ben 1:"Yo, this website is an online dictionary of slang with my own definitions."
Ben 2:"Word B, that's 'rect-tech!"

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honda-tech

The #1 worst site on the internet.

Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.

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Lane Tech

A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u don’t have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their “besties” ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there

Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech

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tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

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tech metal

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.

Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.

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