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When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.
After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her
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A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.
Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.
Son: But it's a snake
Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
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Is the process of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw
Bob gave Tiffany a Tennessee oil well and he enjoyed it
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The act of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's Vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw
Bob enjoyed his Tennessee oil well in Tiffany
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An act of alternative sexual intercourse where the female in the situation perches herself spread eagle above the males head where the male dressed in a silver thong, a cowboy hat, leather vest, and snakeskin boots furiously fists the female as she shits upon his hat.
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not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.
"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving a tennessee t-shirt to Aunt Sue."
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A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.
If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.
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