"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

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Thank God it’s all over!

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

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Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

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Please! Thank you!

The words spoken by George Floyd to Derek Chauvin and his fellow officers as Floyd was being arrested and killed on May 25, 2020.

"Please! Thank you!" said Floyd, as one of the officers offered to get into the back seat of the squad car with him, after Floyd expressed his extreme claustrophobia. "Please!" said Floyd, as Chauvin knelt on his neck, suffocating the life from him, "Please! I can't breathe!"

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Gone Gone // Thank you

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Gone Gone // Thank you is a song on Tyler, The Creators album “Igor”.

San Diego Thank You

Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.

Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom

Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.

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