a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.
#BETRAYAL
why you grounded?
I'm a Thanos.
A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent
Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?
A wrinkly grape with rocks and a glove
Me: I- what- what are you doing?
Thanos: Becoming the greatestt Marvel villian.
Me: Uh-huh... Yeah, have fun.
This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt
Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol