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The process of checking to see if the girl you are about to get it on with has any STDs (open sores). While making out, secretly apply some lemon juice to your fingers (you don't actually use a lemon wedge morons) and then rub/insert said fingers into her "warm and fuzzy area". If she begins to scream, cringe, or show pain in any way chances are she has open sores and most likely an STD.
When Jojo was making out with Becky he secretly dabbed his fingers in some lemon juice and gave her the lemon test. When she started to complain about it burning he knew she had the funk!
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The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.
DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"
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A test used in 19th middle and upper class Black communities to decide of a black American was sufficiently white enough to warrant inclusion. The idea is that your hair should be as straight as a ruler. Today the practice is not rightly condemned as "colorism" but is not altogether abandoned. See also brown paper bag test
"Don't go swimming or you won't be able to pass the ruler test when you meet your date's parent's tonight."
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When you first hook up with a girl and you slip your two fingers her vagina to get a good (specimen). Once a good specimen has been cultured get in close and give her a hug and smell your two fingers in this process. 1 being no smell and taste like water while 10 being the fishiest cod oil stank cooch on the planet. Never proceed with a girl who rates 5 or above the Ph Scale
Dude you slammed kate last night, how did she rate on the PH test?
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When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.
If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.
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A color blindness test, devoloped in Japan using cards to which reveal different patterns to the eyes with normal sight and eyes that are color blind.
I went to take the Ishihara test on friday.
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In animation, a pencil test is a movie made from the original rough pencil drawings. Pencil tests are made so that animators can see what their animation looks like in motion before the drawings get sent off to be inked and painted and eventually shown in the finished movie.
Animation students generally don't go past the pencil test stage while learning the trade.
John: "Mike, your pencil test came out all crappy and wiggly."
Mike: "At least I have time to re-work it before class."
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