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Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?
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Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
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Loosely means "It's pretty obvious"
You can have a 20" TV for $150, or a 30" for $170. You do the math.
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Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.
I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.
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The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda
Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast now. I got an additional 6 horsepower, 3 from that JDM intake tube and 3 more from the JDM air filter.
Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.
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A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.
While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..
Start screaming profanities.
math mode
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