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A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
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Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.
H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.
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Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed
Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real
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someone/something that fucks someone else in the ass. not necessarily literally.
Man, the credit cad company really fucked me in the ass. What a bunch of ass badgers!
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Those animals that kind of looks like skunks but are not.They don't give a shit about eating.The honey badger will eat that cobra!Wait look,that cobra bites the honey badger,but nooooo...He keeps going then he passes out.Like 15 minutes later he gets back up again.He's like "SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER,IM BACK BITCH".The cobra is dead and now he eats the cobra.Oh look the bird comes in and eats the scraps.The honey badger did all that work and they steal the fuckin' shit he worked for.The honey badger doesn't even notice.The end
That honey badger has gay swag
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crazy awesome people of the ninja-badger group
that preproduction guy is a ninja-badger
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The moment when you attempt to fart silently in the presence of a female and a little faeces comes out.
Can also be used as an exclamation when the above situation arises, and or as an insult whereby you intend to refer to the insulted as a piece of poo that was never intended to come out of the anus.
Oh no I've just badger wack'd in front of Suzie and I need to go home and change my wide fronts.
Your such a badger wack
If your not careful I might badger wack and give it to your mum
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