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Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!
See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.
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Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s
Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!
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Since York County (the "YC") is so "bad" and "boring" why don't we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let's starve to death. Let's trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.
"York County sucks, let's go to Newport News."
(meanwhile in Newport News)
"Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I'm hungry."
"No let's smoke CRACK!"
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You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic
I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.
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En masse. Of gangbangs and shakedowns. To be attacked by a posse, where at least one of them gets you from behind.
Luscious got shanked county style.
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A county north of anoka county, welfare is is on the rise due to the immagration from cotoes such as coon rapids and Brooklyn park. Also very easy to find any drug you desire, are readily available in any area. Police are so lazy here that attempted murders happen in the police station parking lot.
I took a shit all over isanti county
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A county in eastern Long Island where all the rich white people live
Guy 1: Where do you live?
Guy 2: I live in Suffolk County.
Guy 1: Oh, so you’re rich?
Guy 2: Yes, I am.
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