county hair

Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.

Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!

See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.

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Dekalb County

Home of kids who fuck before marriage and spread around STD’s

Eww you got to school in Dekalb County!

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York County

Since York County (the "YC") is so "bad" and "boring" why don't we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let's starve to death. Let's trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.

"York County sucks, let's go to Newport News."

(meanwhile in Newport News)
"Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I'm hungry."
"No let's smoke CRACK!"

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Johnson County

You could live a lot worse. It's not as rich as everyone says, granted some people are loaded and the majority of them went to my high school. There are a lot of people that are fake but if you look deeper you'll find most people are normal and not rich as fuck. We do have great schools. So don't hate us because our parents worked hard to get here. I used to hate to say I'm from Leawood but now I say it with pride because my parents worked hard to get there and I shouldn't be ashamed of their work ethic

I went to Blue Valley North, I'm not rich, both my parents work, and I don't have blonde hair, nothing is what it seems.

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county style

En masse. Of gangbangs and shakedowns. To be attacked by a posse, where at least one of them gets you from behind.

Luscious got shanked county style.

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Crawford county

Crawford county is a small piece of shit town full of white and black people that are full of shit and think they’re the biggest and baddest. Both white and black people act like niggers and everybody has juuls. Everyone is also fake and hoes that like to yell at every one and go back to they ex a million times

You act like your from Crawford county

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Mano County

Mano county sheriff’s office was created by TechCodes. To this day he holds the title of “Original possession” as of 2020. TechCodes has had different versions of Mano county leaked and used by many groups. As of 2022 his version “Mano County V4 BETA” was leaked and used by many Mano county community groups. TechCodes has V5 being released as of 2023 and continues to work on the game and genre. A person known as “SOELHOXHA” has used tech’s V4 map in a group called “State of Pennsylvania” which the experience itself is called “ Philadelphia, PA” Tech has noticed this and discontinued use of V4 and is going straight to V5 as of 2023. Remember kids, don’t steal games that aren’t yours and claim them as your own.

Mano county is gay.

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