"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte
Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
The superior fictional serial killer
Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat
Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.
Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.