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Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.
Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.
Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.
He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets
Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.
A school for idiot children.
But 2019 6th graders are great.
Frankie please stop yelling nigger at lunch though-
Hi at this school we all talk shit about other schools while sharing food and using our phones when we’re not supposed to.
Cassy and Pablo: sharing food
Kids coming over for the basketball game:
Ew wtf
Everyone:
This is Albert F. Biella bitch!
Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.
Didn't see Albert Kung coming?