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Cunt Badger

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.

"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation

by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006

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Badger

Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.

H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.

by Myself5 April 13, 2008

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Honey Badger

Hood term for someone who smokes a lot of weed

Homie 1: I was blowing mad gas last night
Homie 2: You a honey badger for real

by Yeetersyoot April 23, 2019

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ass badger

someone/something that fucks someone else in the ass. not necessarily literally.

Man, the credit cad company really fucked me in the ass. What a bunch of ass badgers!

by Ricky March 9, 2004

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Ninja-badger

crazy awesome people of the ninja-badger group

that preproduction guy is a ninja-badger

by adam hoyle April 15, 2008

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Honey Badger

Those animals that kind of looks like skunks but are not.They don't give a shit about eating.The honey badger will eat that cobra!Wait look,that cobra bites the honey badger,but nooooo...He keeps going then he passes out.Like 15 minutes later he gets back up again.He's like "SUPRISE MOTHER FUCKER,IM BACK BITCH".The cobra is dead and now he eats the cobra.Oh look the bird comes in and eats the scraps.The honey badger did all that work and they steal the fuckin' shit he worked for.The honey badger doesn't even notice.The end

That honey badger has gay swag

by Butter Cramp May 6, 2015

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Badger Off

Its wat true pimps say.

Do me a favour m8, Badger Off

by teason22 November 12, 2008

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