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the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
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A joint with marijuana mixed with DMT
Person A) You tryin to go to outer space?
Person B)YEAH! lets smoke a digital burrito
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Step 1 : Finely crush up a bag of Doritos.
Step 2 : Add hot sauce and vegetable oil and a few drops of water.
Step 3 : Roll up, and compress crushed contents in bag.
Step 4 : Remove and enjoy your ghetto burrito.
"Ma.. whats for lunch?"
"Go grab a bag of Doritos and make yourself a ghetto burrito"
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A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
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The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
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Used to describe a group of dirty peoples from a certain region south of the United States. As heard on "South Park".
A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.
"My Taco Bell dinner would have tasted a whole lot better if a burrito breath would have prepared it."
"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."
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When a fat person has a gut that hangs over their penis, they fold the gut into a burrito shape. Once this has been done they proceed to masturbate into the "estómago burrito." When they are done they fill the rest of the space with meat, cheese, lettuce. (and sometimes poop)
Andy: "man look at that fat guys gut!"
Me: "dude he could estómago burrito that thing!"
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