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Well you can eat it from the side, you can eat it from the top. You can lick it round and round like you're never gonna stop. You can eat it in the morning, you can eat it in the night. You can eat it all at once, or take a little bite. Mmmm, Ice Cream Cone!
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Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety
Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
Person 1: "Man I love being smelly"
Person 2: "The anti pine cones would knock your ass out.
Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
What a milk chocolate nigger looks like.
Look at that nigger, he has dark and light spots that look like a chocolate dip cone.
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When you take a shit in a port-a-john and the blue water splashes back on your balls and ass.
My ass and balls look like I sat in a blueberry snow cone.
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Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...
"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"
"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"
"Yea! that's awesome"
After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...
"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...
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