The act of kissing someone with your asshole.
"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"
One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo
I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's
Someone that abandons their people and what they should do.
You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.
Someone who abandons others, or something that needs to get done.
You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?
When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.
"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."
1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character
Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”
1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”