feed the cat

Female masturbation.

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.

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Feed the chickens

Implies or refers to the sexual act of a handjob.Due to the motion you would make as if you were spreading chicken feed.

We put an ad in the paper for any able bodied young ladie who can help out on the ranch,she must be able to lift 200 lbs and be willing to feed the chickens and milk the bull.

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Feed the ducks

Duck-feeding simulation available for old computers which can be sold for $15.00 at certain garage sales. Realistic duck-feeding action.

This is the greatest thing in the world.

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feeding the horse

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.

although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.

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Feed the Cat

When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.

Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat

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feed the pony

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.

Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...

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feed bag

large bra holding (large tits for having a good time.)

got some oats for big horse went next door. Milf answered door. " I need a feed bag for my horse " she riped off her 44 dd strapless bra!

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