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A type of knot that Eagle Scouts haven't even heard of.
" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"
person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
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When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.
We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?
The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!
After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!
Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.
Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.
Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!