ham sup

ham sup, literally means "Salty" and "Wet" in Cantonese, is used to describe a dirty minded person. Salty and Wet is a reference to the taste of love juice.

Ham Sup is also another name for Andrew.

Andrew is a Ham Sup person.

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Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

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The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

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ham stamp

(v.) when a female slaps her wet vagina on a mans face; female equivalent of a mushroom stamp

(n.) the wet residue remnants of a ham on a mans face

Willy was reading a book on the couch when Danielle jumped onto his face and gave him a ham stamp

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Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

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Ham Rove

The older sibling of Karl Rove. Ham Rove is a chunk of Ham with some sweet 80's glasses.

P1: Man, Karl Rove's head looks like ham.
P2: Well, his older brother IS in fact a piece of ham. His name is Ham Rove.
P1: I did not know that, thanks for the info!

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hamming down

to destroy or overly do something.

Allie was hamming down that bowl of cereal milk!

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