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the porn that they advertise on tv. For example, "call now for free sexy singles in your area!"
Man I got home so late last night and all I wanted to do was watch some tv, but there was nothing on except for fuckin horn porn commercials.
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The act of passing around a bottle of liquor with a bunch of your friends in a circle, each taking as big of a swig as possible, usually causing the end of most nights.
"man i blacked out hard last night, what happened?"
"around the horn happened."
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dick that is biggggggggggg
jerry had a horn of plenty
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The tall gold horns which spawn from a Jews Head, they are very sharp, and highly rare to see in the wild. If found they are worth millions. The reasons they are not seen very often is mainly due to the fact that they have all been sold. A jews primary source of income.
A; OUCH that was sharp
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!
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When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.
Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.
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A loyal carrot farmer who lives in oropi, he is nearly as loyal as an octopus. Yet he isn't very attractive but his carrots make up for it. James Hornes carrots are delicious because of the nutritious soil he stole because he lives in Oropi.
James Horne: would you like my hard, delicious, juicy carrot in your mouth?
Random gay person: No i want it in my ass
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Describing someone who is a dumbass. A substitute for the word "D-bag"
"Yeah I had that teacher, he was a D horn"
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