jam and Jerusalem

A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.

-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.

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jam skating

An art form derived from artistic skating in which a person or group of people perform various tricks, stylish moves, and other visual displays to entertain an audience or compete in a jam skating event.

Man, I went down to the roller rink and saw these guys doing awesome breakdance-like moves on skates. They call it jam skating!

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NBA Jam

The best video game that you can play when drunk

Pick Phoenix in NBA Jam Tournament Edition, shoot 3s all game, don't give a shit, yell incoherently when you actually make one

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Pearl Jam

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

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jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

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jam totee

West Indian slang for using the erect penis for combat usually sword fighting.

Lemme see your piggy so we cud play some jam totee

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Jam Magno

A former tiktoker(she's been banned on tiktok lol) and highpaid DDS troll, a ugly bitch, foul mouth like her retarded president. Jam Magno also means retard, whore, propagandist, bitch, witch, and annoying

Mariya: beh para kang si Jam Magno nakakairita kang deputa ka!
Mei: Ikaw din para kang si Jam Magno ang hilig mo mag-kalat ng fake news! Tanginamo!

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