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adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!!
-knee slapper
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noun. 1. When lying down under a blanket, a hard on that resembles a knee.
Random Girl: "Jamie, move your knee. I can't see the television."
Jamie: "That's not my knee. That's a knee high!"
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The pain felt in one's knee(s) after a night out whilst dancing in high-heels.
A: I think I fell over last night after that last tequila and bruised my arm!
B: Mate! That's nothing! My heels were not good for me last night, I've got such bad raver's knee!
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The ancient torture technique that involves the application of pressure on the back of an individual using one's knee. Colloquially referred to as "the knee" by those who fear its usage in the American Northeast.
Sam received the Knee of Justice due to his refusal to grovel at my feet.
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Tenderness or soreness in the knees from excessive use of the Nintendo Wii Fit. Aggravated especially by hula hooping for long durations. Similar in nature to tennis elbow.
"I can't jog today, I've got a serious case of Wii knee from that expert level hula hooping session last night"
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When you drink too much whiskey and have trouble walking
"Tyler has whiskey knee from all those shots. We need to help him walk."
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see knee sex
To get have one's knee fondled, stroked, or stimulated in any way by your knee buddy.
Wow, did I get some good knee action last night!
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