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Chia Logic

Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.

Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic

by LifeLogic December 12, 2013


dirty logic

making a decision based on lurid ideas.

We're rooting for that team because they have hotter cheerleaders. Now that's dirty logic.

by Reno McStevens March 21, 2012


Vol Logic

The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.

Vol makes sense. If you use Vol logic. Yup yup.

by Volscian1 July 19, 2018


pouya logic

An absurd logical device that can bridge the gap between any two logically inconsistent ideas. Widely regarded as the most significant development in formal logic since Aristotle’s term logic.

It’s on the way. Pouya logic.

by magniloquus June 25, 2022


PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.

I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.

by mastercock January 24, 2023


fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.

Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.

by Fractious1 December 20, 2017


pokémon logic

Pokémon logic is everything that make sense in the Pokémon Universe.

Person 1: How can Gastly use Ice Punch?

Person 2: That's Pokémon logic, dude.

by Multiverseguy11 February 25, 2016