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An oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. Usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as Bugaboo. Like an SUV, but for little kids.
Watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they'll run you down if you don't get out of the way!
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A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.
Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!
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The woman who gave what little she had, who sacrificed everything for you and who will fuck you up with anything she can get her hands on if you fuck shit up. When she's really angry she yells stuff like I brought you into this world and I will take you out.
Shaq: Kobe why do you got a blue eye?
Kobe: I have a ghetto mama...
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Also spelled Yo Mama, Yo Mamma, yo mamma, Yo Moma, yo moma, Yo Momma, yo momma, and "dat stupid muderfuking biatch ofer der", yo mama is commonly found as an insult to someones mom. Especially used by little bastards for their fucking retarded "yo mama jokes". Here's an example of one of them.
Yo mama so fucking fat, ugly, and tall, I took a picture of her when she was born, and it's still printing, the motherfucking prick!!!!
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A young single mother who does not work, and only wakes up to get dressed up in her hoochie gear and acrylic shoes, just so she can push her baby around all day in it's stroller. She does this so she can find a new baby daddy.
"Did you see that baby mama in town? Probably just trying to find a new baby daddy."
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The Kama Sutra with an Oedipus complex theme.
My mother and I tried out positions in the Mama Sutra.
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