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Mouse cock

Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.

Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013


Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex

I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,

by Mchjennin January 17, 2011


miney mouse

Josh Michael Young's.

Did you see Brianna Julia and Melody today they were in the C10 wit miney mouse.

by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021


Little mouse

A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.

I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.

by CraftyCheeses January 27, 2023


Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019


computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017


mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 11, 2017