A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.
A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.
To lie.
Bro, are you saucing the oyster with me? Tell me the truth
An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.
Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.
When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.