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Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


patch adams

Patch adams refers to havin a red nose, this also corresponds to bein an alcoholic

Lee : "that guy jaked on the floor is a heavy patch adams"

by tonymisfits September 10, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


berry patch

Taint. . . the 'dingleberry patch'

Take a quick romp in the berry patch and you're already a step ahead of the competition

by USMD October 18, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca November 15, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


nasty patch

The patch of hair on the lower back right above the ass.

Yo dat bitch be so nasty dat she got dat nasty patch all up above her ass. it look like a small animal, b!

by JAK IV December 1, 2007

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