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Used mostly in the NBA where the referee gives favorable calls to a team. Based on the "God's Plan", a song by Drake
Wow the referee is giving so much foul to the opposing team, REFS PLAN
When one proposes plans that are both a response and in direct opposition to plans someone else has already proposed.
Socrates: I want to invite everyone to my birthday on Tuesday night at my house, its going to be sooo fun!
Plato: That party is going to suck. Lets go play laser-tag at Funzone instead.
Aristotle: Sorry Socrates, I love laser-tag. I am going to have choose Plato's anti plans over your lame party
Socrates: Fuck you Plato, I'll guess I go to laser tag too...
Proceed to the next step if Plan A doesn't work.
1: "So move to Plan B."
2: "What's Plan B?"
3: "The same as Plan A, only this time don't fuck it up."
1) When a female is the last resort when all else fails.
#doormat #backup #bitch
"That bitch Rashelle pssh she a plan b with main bitch emotions"
An extra long joint, constructed by sticking 2 Rizlas together forming an L shape.
Let's really get this smoking session rolling - I'll build an L-plan.
The plan to steal the 2022 elections.
Gates: I hereby call the September 2022 meeting of the Democrat Inner Circle Society "DICS" to order.
Buffett: Okay let's get down to business. Can we decide the winners of all elections in November 2022 like we did in 2020?
Gates: Uh... no.
Bezos: The state legislatures tripped us up in almost every state with new "Voter Integrity Laws".
Buffett: I'll be Goddamned if the citizens think they can choose their own representatives! We need a new scheme.
Fink: Sir? I have an idea... I've been thinking about it. Our main obstacle is poll watchers. They're watching for things like thumb drives and bins full of fake ballots. But poll watchers are humans, and humans need sleep after about 16 hours. We need to create a delay that pushes the vote processing out longer than 16 hours. Then we will have unmonitored power to choose the winners.
Buffett: I think I like it... But how will we delay the processing?
Fink: We tell the voters that there are equipment problems.
Buffett: So the voters stand there waiting to vote?
Fink: No. The voters will be allowed to vote, but we'll tell them that they need to put their ballots into "secure boxes" so they can be scanned later when the machines are working. Then after the poll watchers leave, we swap out the boxes of real ballots for boxes of fake ballots.
Buffett: I love it! Okay that's THE PLAN 2022! Well what the hell are we waiting for?
Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?
Fred: Cabelas, yours?
Shaun: Same