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A cheap Irish bastard...who makes everyone else pay when out on the town usually failing to buy their own beer, cigarettes or anything for that matter. Their only purpose in life is to entertain people with their empty, pointless conversations and actions leading to fist fights or the accumulation of tears shed for their own self loathing.
Stable Pony
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the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.
-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!
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A game created by thespians at Roosevelt Highschool in Des Moines, Iowa. It has been passed down multiple times, but they were the real creators.
A group of ten+ people stand in a circle while a few people go around in an inside circle pretending to ride a pony while singing a song.
The song goes like this:
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
Woooo, ride that pony
This is how we ride
Then, the inside circle stops on whatever person the "this is how we ride" ended at, and dances. That portion of the song goes:
Front to front to front my pony
back to back to back my pony
side to side to side my pony
This is how we ride,
The people dancing then switch places with the person they were dancing with, and they then become the inside circle, then repeat.
Amazing game, for shizzle.
Kirsten: Let's play ride that pony
Bob: Heck yahhh, go Thespian games!
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a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
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To put up enough money to stay in a hand of poker.
You need to pony up the cash in order to stay in the hand.
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The act of doing a guy/girl from behind while shaving one's own anal hairs. Just as one is about to blow one's load, he pulls out and squirts a line along the receiver's back. He then sprinkles the anal hairs along the line to create a mane, much like that of a pony.
Once you've done the electric pony, you are truly a pimp.
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