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The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.
HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!
"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"
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A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.
"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
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Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.
Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.
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A calm boring place where nothing really happens. A bunch of wannabe gangsters live there. They try to act hard and bang, but they can't fight you one on one they always have to bring their friends. Grown men will bang on teenagers they see dressed as gangsters. Some of the wannabe gangs here include Newhall 13 and BF
Emmanuel : Lets go hang out in Santa Clarita
Fernando: Naw, a bunch of gangster wannabes are gonna try to jump us if they see you dressed like that
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The act of multiple males railing a female one at a time. See train...
Man1: We gonna ride the Santa Fe tonight?
Man2: Everyone have their luggage checked and ready to go?
Woman: All aboard!!
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City of roughly 160,000 people located about 60 mi North of San Francisco. It's got it's really nice areas, but it also has several really ghetto neighborhoods that unless you fell like getting into a fight with mexican gang members, you had better steer clear of. These being namely the Apple Valley Neighborhood, West End (West 9th), and South Park/Roseland. However these areas are only really dangerous at night. O and 90% caucasian, thats bullshit. more like 50% at the most. Most of the rest are mexicans. Also, don't hang out at the transit mall at night. bad idea.
There are a lot of fucking Mexicans in Santa Rosa.
Waay too many Mexicans in Santa Rosa.
Seriously man. You have no idea. There are a lot of fucking Mexicans. They're fucking everywhere... shit... I think a Mexican just moved next-door! Damnit! Why don't these beaners just stay in their own country? Goddamn mexicans.
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Unlike the Dirty Santa, you do not have anal sex first. You simply ejaculate on your partners face creating a beard of semen, resembling that of santa's.
I gave my girlfriend a nasty santa on christmas eve.
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