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Widely known for 2007 hit single "Beautiful Girls" as well as being a fat, insufferable idiot.
Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Sean Kingston: "Look at allllll them beaaaauuuuutiful girrrrls!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"
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A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
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A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
Beautiful Girls. Sean Kingston
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another word for "fisting". "Rough trade" parlence for inserting a fist into a strangers rectum.
After he performed a sean hannity on ann coulter, he used her face to wipe off the shit from his fist.
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the late free safety for the washington redskins, sean taylor was a hard hitter, a good teammate, and a loving father
RIP SEAN TAYLOR, he will be sorely missed
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The tied second best rapper outta Detroit. Only behind eminem and tied with Royce Da 5'9"
"Yo dude I'm so hype for Big Sean's I Decided."
"Yeah I'm hype for that joint with eminem"
"Yeah, all the singles are amazing"
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