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When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)
sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment
When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.
"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me
Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.
Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.
When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.
Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”
Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”