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Chill dudes that wanna have a good time.
The Huntsman Spider acts like a regular human, they'll hurt you if threatened.
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When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.
I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!
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The chopping motions made with your outstretched arms when going out in the back garden during autumn, in order to avoid walking into any spider webs spun across the path overnight.
I forgot to do my Spider Karate when I went out to hang the washing this morning and ended up with a face full of web
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When someone is pooping and somebody sits on their lap and poops in the gap between the lower participant's legs.
Don't go in there, Charlie and his GF had chipotle for lunch and they're taking a dump spider style.
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The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.
Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.
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a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas
Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block
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Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it
1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.
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