Daddy Splash

A person who is put in your life and makes such a big splash that is just changes everything, they make you exponentially happier and they also have occasional daddy vibes - great on the streets, great in the sheets - just all around amazing!

Friend: who’s that cutie on your last insta post

Me: oh that’s the love of my life, my daddy splash 💛

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Splash and Dash

When you really have to take a poop but you don't have anytime to go to the bathroom. Examples: (When you have to go to work, When you're getting chased by the cops and you really have to drop a load.)

Jim: I was late for work the other day and I had to Splash and Dash!
Tim: Same here!

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big splash

A big (and chances are... ugly) fat guy who would probably cause a huge wake if he jumped into the pool. Started in oakville ontario.

girl: "eww that guy is such a big splash"

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dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

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splash art

Male form of masturbation.

I was performing some splash art in my room, when I was rudely interuppted by my mother.

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v8 splash

What you get when you mix a total of 8 "V"s:
Vicodin swallowed with Vodka, then driving a V6 engine. The Splash is the crash.

Krisi was bored at a party, so she decided to leave and pull a V8 splash. Too bad she wrecked her car.

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splash the gash

Maneuver in which a prostitute attempts to sanitize her genital region by crouching over a puddle and splashing water upwards in an attempt to flush out her prior John's genetic material.

I'm tryin to meet some more men, I need to splash the gash!

Bitch is sorry. I bet she had to splash the gash before she even talked to him.

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