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Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
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When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.
Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.
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Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.
...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.
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The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
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many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
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When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
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When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"
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