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A tank penis is when a males girth is a bigger circumferences then the anus/vagina of a girl
DAYUM Man i heard that he ripped her with the tank penis
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When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.
I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping
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Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.
"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"
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a word used when someone or something is level 10 grot, like rank af
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The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.
The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.
Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
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When your car windshield is frosted over and you are too impatient or hurried to scrape it all off or let it defrost so you are left with a small gap to see through, making you feel like you are driving an old tank.
I had to get to work so I couldn't waste time thoroughly scraping my car off. I drove halfway there looking through a tank slit.
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How to turn premature ejaculation into a night to remember.
When your doggy style & going to cumm to quick, you pull out, tuck it between your ass cheeks, aiming behind you, (check your blind spot) and let it go without her knowledge. Then non chalantly allow for snap back & continue for hours on end. Shoot both ways, like an Italian tank.
I was on a first date, a little excited, and was going to to blow my load to soon, so pulled the Italian Tank & was good to go for hours aftwards.
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