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A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.
The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.
A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception
I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty
When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.
Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.
Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!
The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage
Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's
A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.
I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.
Is where two immediate family members I,e mother son , brother sister make a life long commitment to incest
Aren’t them two brother and sister I guess they Rowan county wedding
When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.
Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.
Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.